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Comedian Tom Segura Unveils Dates For Second Leg Of "Come Together" Tour

Comedian Tom Segura on Monday announced new dates set for the second leg of his latest global stand-up comedy tour, “Tom Segura: Come Together.”

Launching at the end of December 2023 in Honolulu, HI, his tour has been selling out with stops across Asia and North America. More than 20 shows are being added across North America for 2024 including stops at Ball Arena in Denver, CO, Footprint Center in Phoenix, AZ and Scotiabank Arena in Toronto, ON.

Tickets will be available via pre-sale starting March 27 at 10AM local time, with general on sale beginning March 29 at the same time.

“This tour is bigger and blacker than anything I’ve ever done, but that name has already been used, but Come Together gets the point across,” said Segura. “Let’s all come together for a night. One way or another we’re going to make memories on this one.”

Segura’s previous world tour, “I’m Coming Everywhere,” sold out venues across the world with over 300 shows. Last year debuting his Netflix special Sledgehammer at #1 on the streamer, he’s also been behind popular Netflix specials including Ball Hog , Disgraceful , Mostly Stories , and Completely Normal .

Segura is also known for hit podcasts put on through his company Your Mom’s House Studios, including Your Mom’s House , which he co-hosts with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and 2 Bears 1 Cave , which he co-hosts with comic Bert Kreischer. View Segura’s list of upcoming dates below.

Thursday, April 4 – Salt Lake City, UT – Delta Center

Friday, April 5 – Boise, ID – ExtraMile Arena

Saturday, April 6 – Seattle, WA – Climate Pledge Arena

Sunday, April 7 – Portland, OR – Moda Center

Friday, April 12 – Nashville, TN – Bridgestone Arena

Saturday, April 13 – Charlotte, NC – Spectrum Center

Sunday, April 14 – Raleigh, NC – PNC Arena

Friday, April 26 – Atlanta, GA – Fox Theatre

Saturday, April 27 – Atlanta, GA – Fox Theatre

Thursday, May 2 – Pittsburgh, PA – PPG Paints Arena

Friday, May 3 – Rama, ON – Casino Rama

Saturday, May 4 – Cincinnati, OH – Heritage Bank Center

Thursday, May 9, 2024 – Los Angeles, CA – Kia Forum (Netflix is a Joke Fest)

Friday, May 10 – San Jose, CA – SAP Center at San Jose

Saturday, May 11 – Lincoln, CA – Thunder Valley Casino Resort

Saturday, May 25, 2024 – Abu Dhabi, UAE – Etihad Arena

Thursday, June 6 – Des Moines, IA – Wells Fargo Arena

Friday, June 7 – Kansas City, MO – Starlight Theatre

Saturday, June 8 – Camdenton, MO – Ozarks Amphitheater

Wednesday, June 12 – Wilkes-Barre, PA – Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza

Thursday, June 13 – Jamestown, NY – Northwest Arena

Friday, June 14 – Verona, NY – Turning Stone Casino

Saturday, June 15 – Bangor, ME – Cross Insurance Center

Friday, July 19, 2024 – Winnipeg, MB – Assiniboine Park

Saturday, July 20, 2024 – London, ON – Harris Park

Wednesday, August 7, 2024 – Asheville, NC – ExploreAsheville.com Arena

Thursday, August 8, 2024 – Roanoke, VA – Berglund Center*

Friday, August 9, 2024 – Ottawa, ON – LeBreton Flats

Saturday, August 10, 2024 – Halifax, NS – Garrison Grounds

Friday, August 23, 2024 – Spokane, WA – ONE Spokane Stadium

Saturday, August 24, 2024 – Calgary, AB – Prince’s Island Park – Early & Late Show

Friday, August 30, 2024 – Tuscaloosa, AL – Mercedes-Benz Amphitheater*

Thursday, September 5, 2024 – Lincoln, CA – Thunder Valley Casino Resort*

Friday, September 6, 2024 – Coachella, CA – Spotlight 29 Casino*

Saturday, September 7, 2024 – Las Vegas, NV – Dolby Live*

Thursday, September 12, 2024 – Eugene, OR – Cuthbert Amphitheater*

Friday, September 13, 2024 – Vancouver, BC – Stanley Park – Brockton Point

Saturday, September 14, 2024 – Denver, CO – Ball Arena *

Thursday, September 26, 2024 – Cleveland, OH – Rocket Mortgage FieldHouse *

Friday, September 27, 2024 – Buffalo, NY – KeyBank Center *

Saturday, September 28, 2024 – Toronto, ON – Scotiabank Arena*

Friday, October 4, 2024 – Columbus, OH – Schottenstein Center*

Saturday, October 5, 2024 – Detroit, MI – Little Caesars Arena*

Sunday, October 6, 2024 – Grand Rapids, MI – Van Andel Arena

Friday, October 18, 2024 – St Louis, MO – The Fabulous Fox Theatre*

Sunday, October 20, 2024 – Mount Pleasant, MI – Soaring Eagle Casino*

Saturday, October 26, 2024 – Norfolk, VA – Scope Arena*

Sunday, October 27, 2024 – Richmond, VA – Altria Theater*

Friday, November 8, 2024 – San Diego, CA – Pechanga Arena*

Saturday, November 9, 2024 – Phoenix, AZ – Footprint Center*

Wednesday, November 27, 2024 – Hollywood, FL – Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino

Friday, November 29, 2024 – Tallahassee, FL – Donald L. Tucker Civic Center*

Saturday, December 7, 2024 – New Orleans, LA – Lakefront Arena*

Sunday, December 8, 2024 – Pensacola, FL – Pensacola Bay Center*

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Comedian Tom Segura Unveils Dates For Second Leg Of "Come Together" Tour

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TOM SEGURA Announces Dates For ‘COME TOGETHER’ Global Comedy Tour

One of the biggest touring comedians, Tom Segura , announced the first leg of his new global stand-up comedy tour Tom Segura: Come Together . His previous world tour, I’m Coming Everywhere, sold out venues across the world with over 300 shows. Segura is bringing his highly anticipated new hour of comedy to over 40 cities with the first leg of The Come Together tour. Shows will start in Honolulu, HI on December 30th and continue into 2024 with stops across Asia and North America including Segura’s hometown of Cincinnati, OH at Heritage Bank Center on May 4, 2024. More than 100 additional shows are anticipated to be announced in the new year.

Tickets will be available via pre-sale starting Wednesday, November 15th at 10AM local time. The general on sale will be Friday, November 17 at 10AM local time for all North American markets and Friday, November 25 for Tokyo. Ticket information can be found at TOMSEGURA.COM/TOUR .

Ticket buyers in a select number of cities will have the option to purchase a Platinum charity ticket. Segura will donate a portion of the proceeds from these Platinum ticket sales to the World Central Kitchen, a non-profit devoted to providing meals in the wake of natural disasters. For more information about World Central Kitchen please visit: https://wck.org/ . The Event Organizer has priced these tickets according to their market value. Availability and pricing are subject to change.

“We are so grateful for this incredible support—its efforts like this that make World Central Kitchen’s work possible. Whether we’re responding to a hurricane, wildfire, or humanitarian crisis, we are grateful to be fueled by people who share in our belief that a hot meal is so much more than just food…it’s hope and a sign that you aren’t alone. Gracias, Tom!” – Chef José Andrés, founder of World Central Kitchen

TOM SEGURA: COME TOGETHER TOUR DATES

Saturday, December 30 – Honolulu, HI – Neal S. Blaisdell Arena

Friday, January 5 – Tokyo – Yamano Hall

Monday, January 8 – Hong Kong – Rotunda 3, KITEC

Wednesday, January 10 – Singapore – The Theatre at Mediacorp

Thursday, January 18 – Corpus Christi, TX – American Bank Center Selena Auditorium

Friday, January 19 – Albuquerque, NM – Kiva Auditorium

Saturday, January 20 – Omaha, NE – Orpheum Theater

Thursday, February 1 – Reading, PA – Santander Arena

Friday, February 2 – Atlantic City, NJ – Hard Rock Hotel and Casino

Saturday, February 3 – Atlantic City, NJ – Hard Rock Hotel and Casino

Sunday, February 4 – Hanover, MD – The HALL at Live!

Saturday, February 10 – Las Vegas, NV – MGM Grand Garden Arena (on sale now, co-headline date with Bert Kreischer)

Thursday, February 29 – Portland, ME – Cross Insurance Arena

Friday, March 1 – Manchester, NH – SNHU Arena

Saturday, March 2 – Uncasville, CT – Mohegan Sun Arena

Friday, March 8 – San Antonio, TX – Frost Bank Center

Saturday, March 9 – Dallas, TX – American Airlines Center

Sunday, March 10 – Belton, TX – Bell County Expo Center

Thursday, March 14 – Orlando, FL – Amway Center

Friday, March 15 – Saint Augustine, FL – The St. Augustine Amphitheatre

Saturday, March 16 – Tampa, FL – Amalie Arena

Sunday, March 17 – Hollywood, FL – Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino

Thursday, April 4 – Salt Lake City, UT – Delta Center

Friday, April 5 – Boise, ID – ExtraMile Arena

Saturday, April 6 – Seattle, WA – Climate Pledge Arena

Sunday, April 7 – Portland, OR – Moda Center

Friday, April 12 – Nashville, TN – Bridgestone Arena

Saturday, April 13 – Charlotte, NC – Spectrum Center

Sunday, April 14 – Raleigh, NC – PNC Arena

Friday, April 26 – Atlanta, GA – Fox Theatre

Thursday, May 2 – Pittsburgh, PA – PPG Paints Arena

Friday, May 3 – Rama, ON – Casino Rama

Saturday, May 4 – Cincinnati, OH – Heritage Bank Center

Friday, May 10 – San Jose, CA – SAP Center at San Jose

Saturday, May 11 – Lincoln, CA – Thunder Valley Casino Resort

Thursday, June 6 – Des Moines, IA – Wells Fargo Arena

Friday, June 7 – Kansas City, MO – Starlight Theatre

Saturday, June 8 – Camdenton, MO – Ozarks Amphitheater

Wednesday, June 12 – Wilkes-Barre, PA – Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza

Thursday, June 13 – Jamestown, NY – Northwest Arena

Friday, June 14 – Verona, NY – Turning Stone Casino

Saturday, June 15 – Bangor, ME – Cross Insurance Center

ABOUT TOM SEGURA:

Actor/Comedian/Writer Tom Segura is one of the biggest names in the comedy business. He recently toured the world with over 300 shows on his I’m Coming Everywhere World Tour . He is best known for his Netflix specials Ball Hog (2020), Disgraceful (2018), Mostly Stories (2016), and Completely Normal (2014). His fifth Netflix special Sledgehammer released July 4, 2023 and debuted at #1 on the streamer. In July 2022, Segura released his New York Times Bestselling book I’d Like to Play Alone, Please to wide praise with Forbes calling it “laugh out loud funny.” Paste Magazine described him as, “…having a natural and capable storytelling ability, one that lifts his narratives out of average anecdote fare and plants them firmly in hilarious ground.”

Your Mom’s House Studios is home to his hit podcasts Your Mom’s House which he co-hosts with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, 2 Bears 1 Cave which he co-hosts with Bert Kreischer, and many more podcasts that draw millions of listeners each week. Additionally, YMH Studios was one of the first networks to create wildly successful Livestream Podcast Events as an outcome of the pandemic.

Segura can be seen in the STX Film Countdown opposite Elizabeth Lail, Instant Family opposite Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne, OPENING ACT, and FLINCH. Segura’s television credits include: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Conan, Workaholics, Happy Endings, The Late Late Show, Comedy Central Presents: Tom Segura, Mash Up, How To Be A Grown Up.

Segura has an increasing social media following (@seguratom on IG, @tomsegura on Twitter). When he isn’t performing on stage or recording a podcast he’s watching college football or waiting for college football to come back.

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TOM SEGURA ANNOUNCES 2nd LEG OF GLOBAL STAND-UP COMEDY TOUR ‘COME TOGETHER’ IS COMING TO ALTRIA THEATER ON OCTOBER 27

Mar. 25 , 2024, for immediate release.

TOM SEGURA ANNOUNCES

2nd LEG OF GLOBAL STAND-UP

COMEDY TOUR ‘COME TOGETHER’

IS COMING TO ALTRIA THEATER ON OCTOBER 27

( March 25, 2024 – Richmond, VA) – Today one of the biggest touring comedians, Tom Segura, announced the second leg of his latest global stand-up comedy tour Tom Segura: Come Together. More than 20 additional shows are being added across North America for 2024 including a stop in Richmond at Altria Theater on Sunday, October 27, 2024. Segura’s highly anticipated new hour of comedy has been selling out globally. His previous world tour, I’m Coming Everywhere, sold out venues across the world with over 300 shows.

Tickets will be available via pre-sale starting Wednesday, March 27 at 10AM local time. The general on sale will be Friday, March 29 at 10AM local time. Tickets will be available online at TOMSEGURA.COM/TOUR or altriatheater.com, by phone at (800) 514-3849 via Etix, or in-person at the Altria Theater Box Office, located at 6 N. Laurel Street, open Monday-Friday, 10AM-2PM local.

As a courtesy reminder, Altria Theater urges ticket buyers to buy direct from the Altria Theater website or from the sources listed above. All other ticketing sources are through unauthorized sellers. More information on buying direct can be found at altriatheater.com/events/buy-direct.

"This tour is bigger and blacker than anything I've ever done, but that name has already been used, but Come Together gets the point across. Let's all come together for a night. One way or another we're going to make memories on this one," said Tom Segura.

Ticket buyers in a select number of cities will have the option to purchase a Platinum charity ticket. Segura will donate a portion of the proceeds from these Platinum ticket sales to the World Central Kitchen, a non-profit devoted to providing meals in the wake of natural disasters. For more information about World Central Kitchen please visit: https://wck.org/ . The Event Organizer has priced these tickets according to their market value. Availability and pricing are subject to change.

“We are so grateful for this incredible support—it’s efforts like this that make World Central Kitchen’s work possible. Whether we’re responding to a hurricane, wildfire, or humanitarian crisis, we are grateful to be fueled by people who share in our belief that a hot meal is so much more than just food…it’s hope and a sign that you aren’t alone. Gracias, Tom!” - Chef José Andrés, founder of World Central Kitchen.

ABOUT TOM SEGURA:

Actor/Comedian/Writer Tom Segura is one of the biggest names in the comedy business. He recently toured the world with over 300 shows on his I’m Coming Everywhere World Tour . He is best known for his Netflix specials Ball Hog (2020), Disgraceful (2018), Mostly Stories (2016), and Completely Normal (2014). His fifth Netflix special Sledgehammer released July 4, 2023 and debuted at #1 on the streamer. In July 2022, Segura released his New York Times Bestselling book I’d Like to Play Alone, Please to wide praise with Forbes calling it “laugh out loud funny.” Paste Magazine described him as, “...having a natural and capable storytelling ability, one that lifts his narratives out of average anecdote fare and plants them firmly in hilarious ground.”

Your Mom’s House Studios is home to his hit podcasts Your Mom’s House which he co-hosts with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, 2 Bears 1 Cave which he co-hosts with Bert Kreischer, and many more podcasts that draw millions of listeners each week. Additionally, YMH Studios was one of the first networks to create wildly successful Livestream Podcast Events as an outcome of the pandemic.

Segura can be seen in the STX Film Countdown opposite Elizabeth Lail, Instant Family opposite Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne, OPENING ACT, and FLINCH. Segura’s television credits include: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Conan, Workaholics, Happy Endings, The Late Late Show, Comedy Central Presents: Tom Segura, Mash Up, How To Be A Grown Up.

Segura has an increasing social media following (@seguratom on IG, @tomsegura on Twitter). When he isn’t performing on stage or recording a podcast he’s watching college football or waiting for college football to come back.

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ASM Richmond is the Richmond, Virginia division of ASM Global, the world’s leading provider of innovative venue services and live experiences. The company manages two local venues including Altria Theater and Dominion Energy Center on behalf of the Richmond Performing Arts Corporation (RPAC). Previously known as SMG Richmond, the company became ASM Richmond in 2019 as a result of the merger between its parent company, SMG Worldwide, and AEG Facilities. ASM Richmond oversees all facets of venue management including, administration and finance, sales and marketing, event production and promotion, and facilities maintenance.

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Comedian  Tom Segura  has announced the first leg of his new global stand-up comedy tour “Tom Segura: Come Together.”

“This tour is bigger and blacker than anything I’ve ever done,” Segura said. “But that name has already been used, but ‘Come Together’ gets the point across. Let’s all come together for a night. One way or another we’re going to make memories on this one.”

The famed comedian and podcaster is coming off his previous world tour, “I’m Coming Everywhere,” which sold out its 300 shows and venues. He’s bringing his highly-anticipated new hour of comedy to over 40 cities with the first leg that will start in Honolulu, Hawaii, on Dec. 30, and continue into 2024 with stops across Asia and North America including Segura’s hometown of Cincinnati, Ohio, at Heritage Bank Center on May 4, 2024. More than 100 additional shows are anticipated to be announced in the new year.

His last Netflix special “Sledgehammer” received strong notices and is among the contenders for this year’s new category for best performance in a stand-up comedy special at the Golden Globes.

Ticket buyers in a select number of cities will have the option to purchase a Platinum charity ticket. Segura will donate a portion of these Platinum ticket sales proceeds to the World Central Kitchen, a non-profit devoted to providing meals in the wake of natural disasters.

“We are so grateful for this incredible support,” said Chef José Andrés, founder of World Central Kitchen. “Its efforts like this that make World Central Kitchen’s work possible. Whether we’re responding to a hurricane, wildfire, or humanitarian crisis, we are grateful to be fueled by people who share in our belief that a hot meal is so much more than just food…it’s hope and a sign that you aren’t alone. Gracias, Tom!”

Tickets will be available via pre-sale starting Wednesday, Nov. 15 at 10 a.m. Ticket information can be found at  tomsegura.com/tour .

The list of tour dates is below, along with the announcement video Segura made with professional skater Tony Hawk.

TOM SEGURA: COME TOGETHER TOUR DATES

Saturday, December 30 – Honolulu, HI – Neal S. Blaisdell Arena

Friday, January 5 – Tokyo – Yamano Hall

Monday, January 8 – Hong Kong – Rotunda 3, KITEC

Wednesday, January 10 – Singapore – The Theatre at Mediacorp

Thursday, January 18 – Corpus Christi, TX – American Bank Center Selena Auditorium

Friday, January 19 – Albuquerque, NM – Kiva Auditorium

Saturday, January 20 – Omaha, NE – Orpheum Theater

Thursday, February 1 – Reading, PA – Santander Arena

Friday, February 2 – Atlantic City, NJ – Hard Rock Hotel and Casino

Saturday, February 3 – Atlantic City, NJ – Hard Rock Hotel and Casino

Sunday, February 4 – Hanover, MD – The HALL at Live!

Saturday, February 10 – Las Vegas, NV – MGM Grand Garden Arena  (on sale now, co-headline date with Bert Kreischer)

Thursday, February 29 – Portland, ME – Cross Insurance Arena

Friday, March 1 – Manchester, NH – SNHU Arena

Saturday, March 2 – Uncasville, CT – Mohegan Sun Arena

Friday, March 8 – San Antonio, TX – Frost Bank Center

Saturday, March 9 – Dallas, TX – American Airlines Center

Sunday, March 10 – Belton, TX – Bell County Expo Center

Thursday, March 14 – Orlando, FL – Amway Center

Friday, March 15 – Saint Augustine, FL – The St. Augustine Amphitheatre

Saturday, March 16 – Tampa, FL – Amalie Arena

Sunday, March 17 – Hollywood, FL – Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino

Thursday, April 4 – Salt Lake City, UT – Delta Center

Friday, April 5 – Boise, ID – ExtraMile Arena

Saturday, April 6 – Seattle, WA – Climate Pledge Arena

Sunday, April 7 – Portland, OR – Moda Center

Friday, April 12 – Nashville, TN – Bridgestone Arena

Saturday, April 13 – Charlotte, NC – Spectrum Center

Sunday, April 14 – Raleigh, NC – PNC Arena

Friday, April 26 – Atlanta, GA – Fox Theatre

Thursday, May 2 – Pittsburgh, PA – PPG Paints Arena

Friday, May 3 – Rama, ON – Casino Rama

Saturday, May 4 – Cincinnati, OH – Heritage Bank Center

Friday, May 10 – San Jose, CA – SAP Center at San Jose

Saturday, May 11 – Lincoln, CA – Thunder Valley Casino Resort

Thursday, June 6 – Des Moines, IA – Wells Fargo Arena

Friday, June 7 – Kansas City, MO – Starlight Theatre

Saturday, June 8  – Camdenton, MO – Ozarks Amphitheater

Wednesday, June 12 – Wilkes-Barre, PA – Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza

Thursday, June 13 – Jamestown, NY – Northwest Arena

Friday, June 14 – Verona, NY – Turning Stone Casino

Saturday, June 15 – Bangor, ME – Cross Insurance Center

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One of the biggest touring comedians, Tom Segura , is hitting the road for the second leg of his latest global stand-up comedy tour Tom Segura: Come Together – including a stop at Footprint Center in downtown Phoenix on November 9 . Segura’s highly anticipated new hour of comedy has been selling out globally. His previous world tour, I’m Coming Everywhere, sold out venues across the world with over 300 shows.

“This tour is bigger and blacker than anything I’ve ever done, but that name has already been used, but Come Together gets the point across. Let’s all come together for a night. One way or another we’re going to make memories on this one,” said Tom Segura.

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Tom Segura: Come Together

The Asheville Comedy Festival presents comedian, actor, and writer Tom Segura, one of the biggest names in the comedy business. He recently toured the world with more than 300 shows on his “I’m Coming Everywhere” tour. He is best known for his Netflix specials “Ball Hog” (2020), “Disgraceful” (2018), “Mostly Stories” (2016), and “Completely Normal” (2014). His fifth Netflix special “Sledgehammer,” was released in July 2023 and debuted at No. 1 on the streamer. In July 2022, Segura released his New York Times Bestselling book, “I’d Like to Play Alone, Please,” to wide praise with Forbes calling it “laugh-out-loud funny.” Paste Magazine described him as, “… having a natural and capable storytelling ability, one that lifts his narratives out of average anecdote fare and plants them firmly in hilarious ground.”

Segura’s, Your Mom’s House (YMH) Studios is home to his hit podcasts “Your Mom’s House,” which he co-hosts with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, “2 Bears, 1 Cave,” which he co-hosts with Bert Kreischer, and many more podcasts that draw millions of listeners each week. Additionally, YMH Studios was one of the first networks to create wildly successful Livestream Podcast Events as an outcome of the pandemic.

Segura will open the annual festival as the headlining act on August 7th, 2024, at the ExploreAsheville.com Arena. The laughter-inducing extravaganza kicks off at 7:30 PM, promising an evening of unforgettable comedy.

The Asheville Comedy Festival, renowned for showcasing the nation’s fastest-rising stars in comedy, will run from August 7th to 10th, featuring multiple shows that spotlight over 30 of the country’s most promising comedic talents.

Known for his sharp wit, irreverent humor, and smooth stage presence, TOM SEGURA has solidified his status as a comedy superstar. His unique perspective and fearless approach to comedy have earned him a dedicated fanbase and critical acclaim.

The Asheville Comedy Festival is thrilled to have Tom Segura as our headlining act for our 16th edition," said Charlie Gerencer, Festival Director. “Tom’s comedic brilliance aligns perfectly with our commitment to delivering top-notch, diverse, and hilarious performances. This promises to be a night of laughter and memories that you won’t soon forget.”

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TOM SEGURA

COME TOGETHER TOUR

  • Date Mar 1 st , 2024
  • Event Starts 8:00 PM
  • Ticket Prices $35.50 - $155.50
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Actor/Comedian/Writer Tom Segura is one of the biggest names in comedy.  He recently kicked off his highly-anticipated new hour of comedy with the first leg of the COME TOGETHER tour in Honolulu, HI. This tour comes off the heels of his highly successful world tour, I’M COMING EVERYWHERE WORLD TOUR, where he performed over 300 shows.

Segura is best known for his Netflix specials Ball Hog (2020), Disgraceful (2018), Mostly Stories (2016), and Completely Normal (2014). His fifth Netflix special Sledgehammer released July 4, 2023 and debuted at #1 on the streamer. In July 2022, Segura released his New York Times Bestselling book I’D LIKE TO PLAY ALONE, PLEASE to wide praise with Forbes calling it “laugh out loud funny.” Paste Magazine described him as, “...having a natural and capable storytelling ability, one that lifts his narratives out of average anecdote fare and plants them firmly in hilarious ground.” Your Mom’s House Studios is home to his hit podcasts Your Mom’s House which he co-hosts with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, 2 Bears 1 Cave which he co-hosts with Bert Kreischer, and many more podcasts that reach over 22 million people. Additionally, YMH Studios was one of the first networks to create wildly successful Livestream Podcast Events as an outcome of the pandemic.

Segura can be seen in the STX FILM COUNTDOWN opposite Elizabeth Lail, INSTANT FAMILY opposite Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne, OPENING ACT, and FLINCH. Segura’s television credits include: Workaholics, Happy Endings, Comedy Central Presents: Tom Segura, Mash Up,  and How To Be A Grown Up.

Segura has an increasing social media following (@seguratom on IG, @tomsegura on Twitter).

When he isn’t performing on stage or recording a podcast, he’s watching college football or

waiting for college football to come back.

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Actor/Comedian/Writer Tom Segura is one of the biggest names in the comedy business. He recently toured the world with over 300 shows on his I’m Coming Everywhere World Tour . He is best known for his Netflix specials Ball Hog (2020), Disgraceful (2018), Mostly Stories (2016), and Completely Normal (2014). His fifth Netflix special Sledgehammer released July 4, 2023 and debuted at #1 on the streamer. In July 2022, Segura released his New York Times Bestselling book I’d Like to Play Alone, Please to wide praise with Forbes calling it “laugh out loud funny.” Paste Magazine described him as, “...having a natural and capable storytelling ability, one that lifts his narratives out of average anecdote fare and plants them firmly in hilarious ground.”

Your Mom’s House Studios is home to his hit podcasts Your Mom’s House which he co-hosts with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, 2 Bears 1 Cave which he co-hosts with Bert Kreischer, and many more podcasts that draw millions of listeners each week. Additionally, YMH Studios was one of the first networks to create wildly successful Livestream Podcast Events as an outcome of the pandemic.

Segura can be seen in the STX Film Countdown opposite Elizabeth Lail, Instant Family opposite Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne, OPENING ACT, and FLINCH. Segura’s television credits include: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Conan, Workaholics, Happy Endings, The Late Late Show, Comedy Central Presents: Tom Segura, Mash Up, How To Be A Grown Up.

Segura has an increasing social media following (@seguratom on IG, @tomsegura on Twitter). When he isn’t performing on stage or recording a podcast he’s watching college football or waiting for college football to come back. Tom Segura will donate a portion of the proceeds from Premium ticket sales to the World Central Kitchen non-profit devoted to providing meals in the wake of natural disasters. For more information about World Central Kitchen please visit:  https://wck.org/ . The Event Organizer has priced these tickets according to their market value. Availability and pricing are subject to change. 

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This performance is recommended Ages 16+ 

Actor/Comedian/Writer Tom Segura is one of the biggest names in comedy.  He recently kicked off his highly-anticipated new hour of comedy with the first leg of the COME TOGETHER tour in Honolulu, HI. This tour comes off the heels of his highly successful world tour, I’M COMING EVERYWHERE WORLD TOUR, where he performed over 300 shows.

Segura is best known for his Netflix specials Ball Hog (2020), Disgraceful (2018), Mostly Stories (2016), and Completely Normal (2014). His fifth Netflix special Sledgehammer released July 4, 2023 and debuted at #1 on the streamer. In July 2022, Segura released his New York Times Bestselling book I’D LIKE TO PLAY ALONE, PLEASE to wide praise with Forbes calling it “laugh out loud funny.” Paste Magazine described him as, “...having a natural and capable storytelling ability, one that lifts his narratives out of average anecdote fare and plants them firmly in hilarious ground.” Your Mom’s House Studios is home to his hit podcasts Your Mom’s House which he co-hosts with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, 2 Bears 1 Cave which he co-hosts with Bert Kreischer, and many more podcasts that reach over 22 million people. Additionally, YMH Studios was one of the first networks to create wildly successful Livestream Podcast Events as an outcome of the pandemic.

Segura can be seen in the STX FILM COUNTDOWN opposite Elizabeth Lail, INSTANT FAMILY opposite Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne, OPENING ACT, and FLINCH. Segura’s television credits include: Workaholics, Happy Endings, Comedy Central Presents: Tom Segura, Mash Up,  and How To Be A Grown Up.

Segura has an increasing social media following (@seguratom on IG, @tomsegura on Twitter).

When he isn’t performing on stage or recording a podcast, he’s watching college football or

waiting for college

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Tom Segura: Come Together

  • Date March 14 , 2024
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Get ready Orlando, a night of non-stop laughter is coming your way, because the hilarious Tom Segura is coming to Kia Center tonight. 

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Actor/Comedian/Writer Tom Segura is one of the biggest names in comedy.  He recently kicked off his highly-anticipated new hour of comedy with the first leg of the Come Together Tour in Honolulu, HI. This tour comes off the heels of his highly-successful world tour, , where he performed over 300 shows.

Segura is best known for his Netflix specials “Ball Hog” (2020), “Disgraceful” (2018), “Mostly Stories” (2016) and “Completely Normal” (2014). His fifth Netflix special, “Sledgehammer,” released July 4, 2023 and debuted at number one on the streamer. In July 2022, Segura released his New York Times Bestselling book, “I’d Like To Play Alone, Please,” to wide praise with Forbes calling it, “laugh out loud funny.” Paste Magazine described him as, “...having a natural and capable storytelling ability, one that lifts his narratives out of average anecdote fare and plants them firmly in hilarious ground.” Your Mom’s House Studios is home to his hit podcasts, “Your Mom’s House,” which he co-hosts with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, “2 Bears 1 Cave,” which he co-hosts with Bert Kreischer and many more podcasts reaching over 22 million people. Additionally, YMH Studios was one of the first networks to create wildly-successful livestream podcast events as an outcome of the pandemic.

Segura can be seen in the STX film, “Countdown,” opposite Elizabeth Lail, “Instant Family.” opposite Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne, “Opening Act” and “Flinch.” Segura’s television credits include: “Workaholics,” “Happy Endings,” Comedy Central Presents: “Tom Segura, Mash Up and How To Be A Grown Up.”

Segura has an increasing social media following (@seguratom on IG, @tomsegura on Twitter).

When he is not performing on stage or recording a podcast, he is watching college football or

waiting for college football to return.

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The 30 Best Jokes and Craziest Moments From Tom Brady’s Netflix Roast, From Gronk Smashing Glasses to Gisele Divorce Puns

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INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA - MAY 05: (L-R) Kevin Hart and Tom Brady speak onstage during G.R.O.A.T The Greatest Roast Of All Time: Tom Brady for the Netflix is a Joke Festival at The Kia Forum on May 05, 2024 in Inglewood, California.  (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for Netflix)

It was a long night for Tom Brady at his live Netflix comedy roast, as it was for the rest of us watching from home.

Starting with a bloody OJ Simpson jersey and ending with Brady smashing an iPhone on stage, the Netflix live event, “The Greatest Roast of All-Time: Tom Brady,” honored the seven-time Super Bowl champion. The modern-day legend faced his biggest challenge yet: being roasted by comedians and his former NFL teammates.

The QB took so many hits regarding his failed marriage to supermodel Gisele Bündchen, which was surprising in moments where it didn’t seem to let up for a single moment, bringing some of the evening’s biggest laughs. Nonetheless, the “joke of the night” came from the GOAT himself when addressing Kim Kardashian and referencing her ex-husband Kanye West: “I know Kim was terrified to be here tonight. Not because of this, but because her kids are at home with their dad.”

When Kardashian took the stage to toast Brady, she was met with an onslaught of audible boos, but host Kevin Hart came to her aid.

Part of Netflix Is a Joke Fest , “Greatest Roasts of All Time: Tom Brady” featured the former quarterback, known for his 20 seasons with the New England Patriots and three with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, taking humorous jabs from some of the biggest names in comedy. Hosted by Hart and roastmaster Jeff Ross, the event included Brady’s former teammates Julian Edelman, Rob Gronkowski and Drew Bledsoe, as well as stand-up comics Tom Segura, Nikki Glaser, Andrew Schulz, Bert Kreischer, Tony Hinchcliffe, Sam Jay and more.

“We’re here to roast the greatest quarterback of all time,” Hart quipped. “Oh, wait, Joe Montana’s here?”

Brady made a grand entrance onto a stage surrounded by his former teammates, exclaiming to the crowd, “Are you guys ready? It’s game time. Let’s go!”

VIP tables, occupied by Chelsea Handler, Jim Gaffigan, Shane Gillis and Netflix executives Ted Sarandos and Bela Bajaria, encircled the stage, adding to the star-studded atmosphere of the event.

Brady’s former teammate Gronkowski took the spotlight with the most peculiar moments of the night, delivering a sometimes incoherent barrage of jokes that culminated in smashing a glass on the stage, causing it to shatter and send shards flying onto nearby tables.

Here are some of the 30 best jokes and craziest moments from the special (in no particular order):

  • “This is where Jerry Buss laid his dick out. This was called the Fucking Forum.” – Kevin Hart
  • “Tom brought Boston with him tonight. I’ve never seen Inglewood so white. It looks like a Bruce Springsteen concert just let out. This used to be the home of the Lakers; now it’s the home of the Quakers.” – Kevin Hart
  • “It’s been two years since Tom has gotten divorced. And since then, Tom’s been fucking. Tom has been putting that two-inch tool to work. Tom has been fucking so much; his dick has gotten CTE.” — Kevin Hart
  • “You know who else fucked that coach? Gisele. She fucked that karate man…. eight karate classes a day, and she’s still a white belt?” — Kevin Hart
  • “Chelsea Handler is here… Speaking of Black dick, Kim is here tonight.”
  • “I’ve just come from hell. Aaron Hernandez says hello.” — Jeff Ross
  • “I had to dress like OJ because I’m about to kill this white bitch right here.” — Jeff Ross
  • “You really put the Jizz in Gisele.” — Jeff Ross
  • “I really wanted Kevin [Hart] to host because he already looks like a deflated football.” — Jeff Ross
  • “Surely, if Mark Twain were around today, he would call you a N…. a national treasure.” — Jeff Ross
  • “I love you, Dana; you’re like Michael Vick but with human beings.” — Jeff Ross
  • “We’re doing it Boston-style tonight. You know, it’s going to marathon, and somebody’s gonna bomb.” — Jeff Ross
  • “We wanted to roast you in Florida, but because of your governor, we wouldn’t have been able to call you gay.” — Jeff Ross
  • “Tom Brady. Five-time Super Bowl MVP, most career wins, most career touchdowns. You have seven rings — well, eight, now that Gisele gave hers back. The only thing dumber than saying yes to this roast was when you said, ‘Hey babe, you should try jiu-jitsu.’” — Nikki Glaser
  • “I’m the best decision your organization has ever made. Would you like a massage?”– Jeff Ross
  • “Why the fuck didn’t we cheat when I was there?” — Randy Moss
  • “The only difference between Tom Brady and Hitler is that Hitler stuck with his wife until the end.” — Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer
  • “I love your movies, or as I like to call them, short films.” — Nikki Glaser towards Kevin Hart
  • “Your ex-wife’s new boyfriend can kick your ass while eating hers.” — Nikki Glaser
  • “Tom also lost $30 million in crypto… Tom, how did you fall for that? Even Gronk was like, ‘Me know that’s not real money.” — Nikki Glaser
  • “That’s why Dana [White] is here, so you can learn how to fuck a Brazilian out of half their purse. Sorry, that was a Gisele quote” — Andrew Schulz
  • “Or, as I like to call him, Leonardo DiCaprio‘s ex-girlfriend’s ex-husband.” — Julian Edelman
  • “This stage has seen more trauma than a Kennedy on the campaign trail.” — Andrew Schulz
  • “ACL is the only injury Gronk can spell.” — Andrew Schulz
  • “Nikki, who wrote that? Where was that, your entire career?” — Tony Hinchcliffe
  • “Bert Kreischer is a king. He looks like the Tiger King, and the Liver King only ate Burger King and had a liver that looked like Martin Luther King, who got beat up by Rodney King.” — Tony Hinchcliffe
  • “Your Super Bowl ring is just like my strap-on; just because you put it on doesn’t mean it’s real.” — Sam Jay
  • “My kids now excuse themselves to the bathroom by saying I have to go take a Brady.” — Peyton Manning
  • “Despite everything we’ve seen here tonight, Gronk was actually useful on the field. Although the bar for Patriots tight ends was pretty low back then: block, catch, don’t murder.” — Tom Brady
  • “You retired, then you came back, and then you retired again. I mean, I get it, it’s hard to walk away from something that’s not your pregnant girlfriend.” — Nikki Glaser

Matt Donnelly contributed to this report.

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Here’s the joke that crossed the line for Tom Brady during his Netflix roast

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Tom Brady was a great sport Sunday night.

He endured jokes about his divorce , his business decisions , his love life , his multiple retirements , his former teammates , his ex-wife , his healthy lifestyle and much more — all with a smile on his face.

And that was just in the first 20 minutes of “ The Roast of Tom Brady ” at the Kia Forum that was streamed live on Netflix .

One gag, however, apparently crossed the line as far as Brady was concerned — and the seven-time Super Bowl champion wasn’t even the butt of that particular joke. The target was New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft , the man who signed Brady’s paychecks for the first 20 years of his 23-year NFL career.

After host Kevin Hart opened the show with a blistering monologue — “Why didn’t we go to the Crypto.com Arena downtown? Well, the reason why we didn’t go there is because we didn’t want to remind Tom’s fans of how much money he owes them ” — comedian and celebrity roast staple Jeff Ross kept the hits coming. He talked about how Brady was drafted in the sixth round with the 199th pick of the 2000 NFL draft “when Bill Belichick ’s dog stepped on the keyboard by accident.”

“So Tom became a Patriot,” Ross said, “moved up to New England and on the first day of training camp, that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kraft’s office and said, ‘I’m the best decision your organization has ever made. Would you like a massage?’”

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The joke was a reference to Kraft being arrested in 2019 on charges of soliciting sex from a prostitute during an encounter at a Florida day spa. Kraft pleaded not guilty, and the charges were dropped the following year after his lawyers prevented video and audio footage from being used as evidence in court.

As the crowd laughed and Ross blew a kiss in Kraft’s direction, Brady could be seen shifting in his seat behind and to the right of the comedian. The camera cut to a close shot of Ross, who said “I love Robert Kraft.”

Brady then approached Ross. The NFL’s all-time leader in passing yards and touchdown passes had a bit of a smile on his face, but his tone was dead serious when he leaned in and said to Ross, “ Don’t say that s— again .”

As Brady returned to his seat, Ross laughed, put his hands up and said, “OK, OK!” He pointed in Kraft’s direction and said, “He’s having fun, look at him.” As Ross added some sincere words of praise and a salute for Kraft, the Patriots owner was shown smiling in the crowd.

Brady didn’t appear to hold a grudge and could be seen laughing during the rest of Ross’ set. The two men embraced and spoke after Ross’ performance — a scene Hart mocked by implying Ross was kissing up to the GOAT. “I heard you over there,” Hart said. “‘Tom, you all right? Yeah? Your hair’s so straight.’”

Brady absorbed many more barbs throughout the evening without feeling the need to step in again.

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The next day, Ross appeared on “ The Rich Eisen Show ” and insisted that Brady wasn’t really angry in that moment.

“He’s having fun,” Ross said of Brady. “It’s like that’s his dad, you know? Robert Kraft is like a father figure to him. He was just showing his love for Robert Kraft. And Robert Kraft loved it. We had a great talk afterward, and he was so happy that I gave him a shoutout and a salute. It was beautiful.”

Former Patriots quarterback Drew Bledsoe , who also took part in the roast, called Brady’s reaction to Ross’ quip about Kraft “an authentic moment.”

“We’re sitting up there on the stage, so I can see the teleprompter, I can see what’s scripted and what’s not. And that was not scripted,” Bledsoe said Monday on “ The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz ” podcast. “That was Tom genuinely coming to his defense.”

Many others came out to take their best shots at Brady and often one another.

Kim Kardashian recovered from being booed for about 15 seconds upon taking the podium to receiving big laughs and applause for some of her quips.

“Honestly, it’s hard for me to watch people roast you, but I think enough of my family members have helped defend former football players,” said the daughter of Robert Kardashian , who was a member of O.J. Simpson’s legal team during the former USC and NFL star’s murder trial in the 1990s.

She also got a big laugh from Brady when she told him, “I think it’s so great the way you’re showing everyone that even after winning seven Super Bowls, you can still have a midlife crisis.”

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Belichick and several of Brady’s former teammates — including Rob Gronkowski , Julian Edelman , Randy Moss and Bledsoe , whom Brady famously replaced as the Patriots’ starting quarterback in 2001 — all had their turns at the podium, as did his former on-field rival Peyton Manning .

“Honestly, it is great to be here with a bunch of people sitting around talking smack about Tom Brady ,” Manning said. “Or as we call that in the Manning family: Thanksgiving.”

Peyton’s brother Eli Manning , who led the New York Giants to two Super Bowl wins over Brady and the Patriots, was not present for the show but offered a jab of his own on X the next morning.

“I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night,” Manning wrote, “but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time !!”

I thought about attending the Roast of Tom Brady last night, but I did not want to Roast him for a 3rd time!! — Eli Manning (@EliManning) May 6, 2024

Others who joined in the roast Sunday included stand-up comic Nikki Glaser , UFC president Dana White and actor Will Ferrell in character as Ron Burgundy from the “ Anchorman ” movies.

As is custom at these events, Brady got his chance at the podium — and he didn’t hold back. He said to Belichick, “I’ve been out of the game for a minute, so I’m curious, how many Super Bowl rings have you won since I left? Maybe it’s not just the guy on the sideline. When I go to the Indy 500, I don’t ask the winning driver, ‘Hey, who gassed up your car?’”

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He even (jokingly) admitted to Deflategate . “The NFL spent $20 million and found that it was ‘more probable than not’ that I was ‘generally aware’ that someone may have deflated my footballs. You should’ve just given me the $20 million and I would’ve told you I f— did it.”

Brady was also one of several speakers who made jokes at the expense of Aaron Hernandez , the former Patriots tight end who hanged himself in a prison cell in 2017 while serving a life sentence for first-degree murder. Hernandez, whose death was ruled a suicide, was later determined to have had CTE and early brain atrophy .

TMZ reports that Hernandez’s former fiancee, Shayanna Jenkins Hernandez , the mother of their 11-year-old daughter, thinks those jokes went too far.

“It’s sad that I’m trying to raise my children in such a cruel world,” she told the website.

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Jelly Roll's Wife Bunnie Xo Says Her Dad Bill Died Following Cancer Diagnosis: 'This One's Going to Hurt'

Bunnie informed followers last year that Bill was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, and he underwent a second hip replacement in February

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Bunnie Xo 's father Bill has died.

The Dumb Blonde podcast host and wife of Jelly Roll shared the news on Wednesday, posting a series of photos and videos with Bill to social media alongside a heartfelt message about their relationship . He was previously diagnosed with cancer.

"Hey Bill, I’m going to miss you," began Bunnie, 44. "You are still my favorite rock star & my hero. This one's going to hurt."

"Rest easy & don’t make too many angels fall in love," she wrote, sharing photos of Bill playing guitar, spending time with a young Bunnie and receiving cheek kisses from his daughter and Jelly.

Bunnie also posted a video featuring clips of her and Bill enjoying life together, soundtracked by "Praying to a God" by Mr. Probz.

Last year, she revealed Bill was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer and took a break from Jelly's Backroad Baptism Tour to see him.

"I received one of the worst calls yesterday that shook me to my core. My dad has been silently battling Stage 4 cancer for the past year alone w/just his wife," wrote Bunnie on social media at the time.

"He insisted no one kno so he could try to heal it himself because he's into holistic remedies," she continued. "Sadly the cancer has now spread into his bone marrow and & his bones are breaking, he can't lift his arms, walk, barely eat & he's in so much pain you can't even hug him."

After entering hospice care later that year, Bunnie revealed Bill underwent his second hip replacement surgery in February.

"Dad's other hip cracked and he ended up having to have surgery to have it replaced, just like the other one. So now we have bionic Bill," she wrote.

Earlier this week, Bunnie accompanied Jelly as he participated in the 2 Bears 5K with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura  at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California.

"What a beautiful day w/ beautiful ppl! So proud of my baby doing the 5k & losing 50 lbs to do it," she wrote on social media alongside a video of the couple sharing a kiss in a cold plunge bath.

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Best Roasters, Jokes, Moments: Reviewing ‘The Roast of Tom Brady’

Jimmy traina | may 6, 2024.

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1. Do I feel vindicated because I spent tons of time on the SI Media Podcast the past two weeks pumping up The Roast of Tom Brady and explaining to Sal Licata during our “Traina Thoughts” segment that it was going to be a must-watch?

Yes. Yes, I do.

And big shoutout to TopShotYoda who acknowledged my effort.

Thanks for talking this up on the pod… You were the ONLY way I knew this was even on tonight. Exceeded expectations! Lots of good Moments — TopShotYoda (@TopShotYoda) May 6, 2024

As for the roast itself, it was even better than I expected and I had very high expectations. Here are my thoughts.

• It was an interesting strategy for the producers to use the two big guns, Jeff Ross and Nikki Glaser, right out of the gate. It made me wonder if the production team wanted to make it immediately clear that this was going to be a real roast and not some watered-down, PG-rated borefest.

• Make no mistake: While Drew Bledsoe, Julian Edelman and Bill Belichick were outstanding, the masters of roasting—Ross and Glaser—were on another level.

• This is my power rankings of top 5 roasters:

5. Glaser 4. Ross 3. Kevin Hart’s opening 2. Edelman 1. Bledsoe

• How on earth did the directors not give us a shot of Brady when Glaser unleashed this NSFW line?

all time crazy line to say to Tom Brady 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/LHIaeAFSFa — Gavin McHugh (@gavinmchughh) May 6, 2024

• I don’t know why Kim Kardashian was part of this, but her presence was well worth it thanks to this shot from Brady.

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. pic.twitter.com/yOgOh6BHZZ — Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) May 6, 2024

• It takes A LOT to shock me. And I can’t say I was “shocked,” but it was definitely surreal to see so many Patriots players joke about Aaron Hernandez being a murderer.

TOM BRADY SAYS THE BAR FOR GRONK TO BE A GOOD #PATRIOTS TIGHT END WAS LOW… “BLOCK. CATCH. AND DONT MURDER” THE AARON HERNANDEZ JOKES HAVE BEEN INSANE. pic.twitter.com/jiUAS6US73 — MLFootball (@_MLFootball) May 6, 2024

• He would never admit it because you have to be a good sport at a roast, but I don’t think Rob Gronkowski liked some of the jokes about his lack of intelligence.  But, my goodness, was this so damn good.

Nikki Glaser is one funny fk 😂 #TomBradyRoast pic.twitter.com/9ToMxTiAPS — Coby’s Gambling Corner (@CobyValentine24) May 6, 2024

Belichick’s set was made even funnier because he was so out of his element and didn’t deliver the punchlines the way punchlines should be delivered. It was like his performance on Pat McAfee’s Draft show. It’s just Bill being Bill and that in itself is funny.

🚨🚨HOLY F*CK🚨🚨Bill Belichick ALL TIME ROAST ON TOM BRADY “IT WAS HARD TO BUTT HEADS WITH TOM BECAUSE HE WAS SO FAR ALEX GUERRERO’S ASS” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/Dq2f5epbja — MLFootball (@_MLFootball) May 6, 2024

A big theme on social media during the roast was, “Why would Brady agree to this” and “Why would Brady subject himself to this?” How about because it’s fun? How about because laughing is a good thing? How about because it’s entertainment?

2. With the Pacers and Knicks opening up their series tonight, this clip of versatile New York forward Josh Hart trashing the state of Indiana has been unearthed. This is some good added spice to the playoff series.

"Hell no…I do not want to be in Indiana…I'm not an Indiana guy…I hate going to Indiana bro…" –– Josh Hart pic.twitter.com/BHGHjB2cbg — New York Basketball (@NBA_NewYork) May 3, 2024

3. Saturday’s Kentucky Derby, which saw a photo finish with Mystik Dan beating out Sierra Leone, was the most-watched Derby in 35 years. An average of 16.7 million people watched the Derby on NBC. Viewership peaked between 7 and 7:15 pm ET with 20.1 million viewers turning in.

4. Sometimes baseball is funny, as proven here by Giants shortstop Nick Ahmed.

Nick Ahmed attempts to throw a ball to first base. pic.twitter.com/r4erag2e03 — Baseball GIFs (@gifs_baseball) May 5, 2024

5. The WWE has been touring in Europe over the past week and the crowds for live events have been wild. Here are a few great clips featuring WWE champion Cody Rhodes interacting with some of his fans.

Cody got help from another Cody @CodyRhodes pic.twitter.com/iXyqLYTJ9q — #WeWantCody (@WeWantCody_) May 5, 2024
Cody doing Cody things 🥹❤️🐐 He’s just the best. #WWE #CodyRhodes 🎥: WWE pic.twitter.com/ieuwCBdbA4 — Tiffany A Castagna (@CastagnaTiffany) May 5, 2024
LYON, FRANCE learned the lyrics to KINGDOM! 🗣️ #WWEBacklash pic.twitter.com/diqT4m53YR — WWE (@WWE) May 4, 2024

6. The latest episode of  SI Media With Jimmy Traina   features an interview with Puck senior correspondent John Ourand about all the latest sports media news. Ourand breaks down the latest reports regarding the NBA’s upcoming television deals and where things stand between the league and ESPN, TNT, NBC and Amazon. Ourand also shares thoughts on how the new TV deals would impact the future of the  Inside the NBA  crew of Ernie Johnson, Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith and Shaquille O’Neal.

Ourand discusses the changes at CBS’s  NFL Today  with Boomer Esiason and Phil Simms out and Matt Ryan in, whether the NFL Draft would ever move to a Wednesday-Thursday-Friday schedule instead of Thursday-Friday-Saturday, the status of the  Marchand & Ourand Podcast  and more.

Following Ourand, Sal Licata from WFAN and SNY joins Jimmy for the weekly “Traina Thoughts” segment. This week’s topics include an NFL Draft shocker, a blow to an MLB superstar, Dave & Busters allowing gambling, Jerry Seinfeld turning 70 and much more.

Brand new SI MEDIA PODCAST with @Ourand_Puck - All the latest news on the NBA's TV future with ESPN, TNT, NBC and Amazon - Future of "Inside the NBA" - CBS shakes up "NFL Today" - Should NFL move Draft days https://t.co/c0SbPttxyO — Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) May 2, 2024

7. RANDOM VIDEO OF THE DAY : Good stuff by Jerry Seinfeld on this week’s Saturday Night Live as a guy who has done too much press. Hell of a shoutout for Rich Eisen, as well.

Jerry Seinfeld, A Man Who Did Too Much Press, does more press on Weekend Update pic.twitter.com/umfGKJfJ7s — Saturday Night Live - SNL (@nbcsnl) May 5, 2024

Be sure to  catch up on past editions of Traina Thoughts  and check out the  Sports Illustrated Media Podcast  hosted by Jimmy Traina on  Apple ,  Spotify  or  Google . You can also follow Jimmy on  Twitter, Instagram  and  TikTok . 

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The Roast of Tom Brady (2024)

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart. Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart. Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.

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It can't be easy roasting the G.O.A.T.

Deemed at "The Greatest Roast of All Time," the roast of former New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. took place live on Sunday night at 8 p.m., airing on Netflix. It was hosted by comedian Kevin Hart.

It was a night filled with comedians and other celebrities spewing filthy insults at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles, and the brunt of the the joke was Brady.

For more than three hours, different comics took turns taking shots – some of them cheap at – Brady, while the all-time quarterback sat there and took it in good humor.

That is, until the end of the night, when Brady was allowed to fire back for a few minutes, and that's exactly what he did – and he proceeded to speak words you most likely have never heard Brady utter.

Who 'roasted' Tom Brady at the show?

The roasters, which has not been released prior to airing, included:

  • Former New England Patriots quarterback Drew Bledsoe
  • Comedian Kevin Hart
  • Comedian Nikki Glaser
  • Former New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman
  • Former New England Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss
  • Comedian Jeff Ross
  • Socialite Kim Kardashian
  • Boston-based comedian Sam Jay
  • Podcaster Tony Hinchcliffe (of the podcast "Kill Tony")
  • Former New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski
  • Former New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick
  • New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft
  • Comedian Andrew Schultz
  • Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura
  • Ron Burgundy (played by comedian and movie star Will Ferrell)
  • Former Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning
  • Actor and Boston native Ben Affleck

What joke got under Tom Brady's skin during the roast?

There was only one joke that drew a rise out of Brady.

Ross made a joke about Kraft and massage parlors.

“Tom became a Patriot, moved up to New England, and on the first day of training camp, that scrawny rookie famously walked into the owner Robert Kraft’s office and said, ‘I’m the best decision your organization has ever made.’ Would you like a massage?” Ross said.

After that joke, Brady stood up and told Ross that during his monologue, "don't say that (expletive) again."

It seemed to be the only joke that Brady didn't like.

Can I still watch the Tom Brady roast?

If you have a Netflix account, you can still see the roast on that streaming service.

How to watch: 'The Greatest Roast of All Time': Tom Brady will be roasted live on Netflix.

Best quotes from the Tom Brady roast

Here are some of the best one-liners from the three hour roast.

  • "People assume I have animosity toward Tom...they're right, I (expletive) hate him." Bledsoe , joking about Brady taking his starting quarterback job back in 2001.
  • " Tom also lost $30 million in crypto. Tom, how did you fall for that? I mean, even Gronk was like me know that's not real money. " Glasser, talking about Brady's foray into cryptocurrency.
  • "You left Bill Belichick with Mac Jones." Hart, talking to Brady , referring when Brady left the New England Patriots in 2020.
  • "Even after winning seven Super Bowls, you can still have a mid-life crisis." Kim Kardashian , addressing Brady about his recent divorce from supermodel Gisele Bündchen.
  • "How are you the Mafia? At least the Mafia has a ring you can kiss." Brady, addressing fans of the Buffalo Bills called the "Bills Mafia." The Bills are a team that typically lost to Brady during his career. The Bills have never won a Super Bowl ring.
  • "He's a great American...a sexy man...look at those cheekbones." Will Ferrell in the role of newscaster Ron Burgundy , talking about Brady.
  • "It was Tom - it was never you." Ron Burgundy to Belichick , regarding the team's decades of success.
  • Belichick said Ron Burgundy was "the only member of the media I respect."
  • "Stop doing your job." Belichick to Gronkowski , regarding Gronkowski's stint as a commentator on FOX NFL Sunday. Belichick's longtime slogan with the Patriots was "Do your job."
  • "Do your job? More like, 'Need a job?'" Edelman speaking to Belichick in reference to Belichick not being able to find a coaching job this offseason.
  • "You're both hard-(expletive) that hate fun." Gronkowski , speaking to Belichick and Brady.
  • "Give me my (expletive) ring back, will ya?" Robert Kraft, addressing Russian President Vladmir Putin , who swiped one of Kraft's Super Bowl rings during a meeting years ago.
  • "Sometimes you live in Louisiana. Sometimes you live in Denver. You'll always live in my shadow." Brady speaking to Manning about their respective careers.
  • "Another thing I'm great at. Who knew?" Brady , talking about his ability to stand the comedic heat during the roast.
  • "I would've done this earlier but I've been winning too many championships." Brady , regarding why he hasn't participated in a comedy roast until this week.

Tom Brady biography

Brady was drafted to the New England Patriots by Belichick in 2000. He was the 199th pick in the 2000 draft , being taken late in the sixth round of that draft.

Brady played 23 seasons in the NFL , winning seven Super Bowls. He won six of those with the New England Patriots and one of them with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Brady has the most Super Bowl appearances than any other quarterback in history, with 10 trips to the big game. Brady is the NFL player with the most Super Bowl MVP trophies.

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